Bock bock

Overheard at QFC:

Man, to woman: (forcefully) I can SAVE ten dollars on gas and go get more CHICKEN!

Space travel

In the car:

Esq: To infinity...
Snotty: ...and beyond!

Royalty

KJ: I AM THE CATHETER QUEEN.

Kangaroos

My friend, ObamaMama, said these two things in one day:

Over dinner:

This food makes me hopeful for deodorant companies, that they might start making deodorant that actually smells good! We have the technology!

From the backseat of our car:

Hey, he's putting them up! I love the kangaroos.

Pets

Whoreleen: What's that Pet Application you downloaded on Myspace?
Snotty: Oh, that's stupid--I wanted to remove it, but I never go and see my pet, so I'm hoping it just dies from neglect.
Esq: *snicker*
Whoreleen: Oh my GOD.
Snotty: I did that with my Neopet, too.