tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21718940214210968572024-02-20T10:47:53.946-08:00"That's what she said."Verbal detritus: my daily conversations and the like.Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.comBlogger73125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-78839244597083965712008-11-23T13:09:00.000-08:002008-11-23T13:10:36.470-08:00He-Man Can<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">TEXT<br /><br />Snotty: Justin brought home all of his He-Man toys today. ALL of them!<br />Indy: Hehe I should dig out all my old toys and we can play like we are five!<br />Snotty: BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!<br />Indy: Yes!<br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-6659000514466267382008-11-23T13:06:00.000-08:002008-11-23T13:07:45.588-08:00Postmortem Texting<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">TEXT<br /><br />Snotty: You can stop sending me job postings. I've decided to jump off a cliff instead, GOODBYE.<br />KJ: Take me with you.<br />Snotty: Too late I'm dead.<br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-83405890757171429942008-11-23T13:05:00.000-08:002008-11-23T13:06:38.175-08:00Round Robin<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">TEXT<br /><br />Esq: How is yonder neighbourhood?<br />Snotty: Tis yonder and neighborhoody!<br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-7159232289413956742008-11-23T13:02:00.000-08:002008-11-23T13:05:30.987-08:00Pining/Pwning<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">TEXT<br /><br />Snotty: I'm having a good time!<br />Esq: Sweet! I am jealous but also relaxed and pleased and pining for you!<br />Snotty: I pwn for you also, except not *pwn* except yes pwn. Heh.<br />Esq: Woot!<br />Snotty: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwn" target="blank">PWNED</a><br /><br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-69566102120452197512008-11-23T13:01:00.000-08:002008-11-23T13:02:23.725-08:00Chuck Norris<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Playing video games...<br /><br />Josh: I look like Chuck Norris!<br />Esq: I know--roundhouse! roundhouse!<br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-55348201176439232112008-11-23T12:58:00.000-08:002008-11-23T13:01:10.365-08:00Kids & Politics<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Tutoring at 826Seattle...<br /><br />Eden: This pen is running out--it's bailing on me!<br />Snotty: Hahaha, "bailing".<br />Eden: I need a bailout!<br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-22107304227704528722008-11-23T12:57:00.000-08:002008-11-23T12:58:55.922-08:00Life-Trapped<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Tutoring at 826Seattle...<br /><br />Ranae (trapped by desks and chairs): I can't get anywhere around here!<br />Snotty: That's how I feel about life.<br /><br /><br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-38917195508560544652008-11-23T12:56:00.000-08:002008-11-23T12:57:03.092-08:00Simple Wish<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Snotty: I wish every day was a day I had to throw confetti.<br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-32872248677376258062008-11-23T12:52:00.000-08:002008-11-23T12:56:26.293-08:00Sombrero Turd<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Talking about this photo, Nunuvut's official Coat of Arms:<br /><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cd/Coat_of_Arms_of_Nunavut.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 219px;" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cd/Coat_of_Arms_of_Nunavut.png" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Esq: Why does this look like a third grader drew a pile of stones and stuck a sombrero on top of it?<br />Snotty: Because they're fucking Canadians!<br />Esq: It's like a bowl of salsa and a turd of a sombrero.<br /><br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-73266327375103318282008-11-18T03:36:00.000-08:002008-11-18T03:39:43.410-08:00Three's Company<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Three different things I heard on Saturday that made my life worth living:<br /><br />That's like a Huey Lewis song, but different.<br /><br />There's a hobo in Gig Harbor!<br /><br />You kind of look like a deflated Christian Slater.<br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-73535186414806259192008-11-13T14:25:00.000-08:002008-11-13T14:30:59.991-08:00Perfect Set-Up<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Rick (Esq's dad): I won't be happy until everybody's fingers are in the right place.<br />Snotty: That's--what--SHE SAID! *punches the air* YEAH!<br />Rick: Convo blog!<br /><br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-49794235096753398372008-11-13T14:21:00.000-08:002008-11-13T14:25:49.953-08:00V.1<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Snotty: The hate mail is pouring in!<br />Esq: Good!<br />Snotty: I'm compiling the best ones for a post. Oh, and I still have to do your dad.<br />Esq: ...<br />Snotty: Not what I meant.<br /><br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-55684457792262072432008-11-06T02:03:00.000-08:002008-11-06T02:07:12.105-08:00Sexy Party<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Snotty: No bitches while I'm gone.<br />Esq: ...oookay.<br />Snotty: That didn't sound very sincere.<br />Esq: I was going to have a sexy party tomorrow--<br />Snotty: I'll kill you.<br />Esq: But now that you mention it--<br />Snotty: I'll kill you. <br /><br />LOL<br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-5389465429383335632008-11-06T02:00:00.000-08:002008-11-06T02:02:00.457-08:00Beyond Ironic<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Esq: I rode the short bus in order to take calculus early.<br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-63302643583749568542008-11-06T01:59:00.000-08:002008-11-06T02:00:47.242-08:00Breaking Up<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Overheard on Capital Hill...<br /><br />Dyke 1: BITCH, DON'T TELL ME YOU WANNA SEE OTHER PEOPLE.<br />Dyke 2: *shrug*<br />Dyke 1: ON A STREET CORNER!<br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-13135681533442709582008-11-06T01:56:00.001-08:002008-11-06T01:58:53.484-08:00Favorite Religion<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">I saw an ad for a book by Michael Horton called 'Christless Christianity'...<br /><br />Snotty: (points at it) Look! Christless Christianity?!<br />Monica: What is it?<br />Esq: Also known as "--ianity".<br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-34902652746478994212008-11-06T01:52:00.000-08:002008-11-06T01:55:53.651-08:00Duck Brains<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">At 826Seattle...<br /><br />Renae: Read this sentence I wrote.<br />Snotty: "A gooey ducks does not know if its humble because they lack a brains."<br />Renae: Good?<br />Snotty: Um....<br />Renae: Not good?<br />Snotty: More like "not English".<br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-32140520588059425842008-11-06T01:46:00.000-08:002008-11-06T01:52:14.801-08:00Too Loud<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">At the Halloween party...<br /><br />Snotty (to the DJ): It's not every day you get the honor of dancing with a deejay you don't know very well in someone else's garage!<br />DJ: I can't hear you!<br />Snotty: WHAT?<br />DJ: I can't hear you!<br />Snotty: I can't hear you!<br />DJ: WHAT?<br />Snotty: I LIKE YOUR 'DICK IN A BOX'.<br /><br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-80511812689357443432008-11-06T01:42:00.000-08:002008-11-06T01:46:41.797-08:00Hand Jobs<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Passing a construction site sign-twirler...<br /><br />Snotty: I wondered if I could be a sign-twirler.<br />Esq: And?<br />Snotty: NO. I'd rather be a prostitute.<br />Esq: Really?<br />Snotty: Really.<br />Esq: Why not do both at once, make double your money? Well, not double, but you know what I mean.<br />Snotty: Nice.<br />Esq: What if a cop shows up? You'll have a convenient excuse for walking the street. 'What, I'm just twirling this sign.'<br />Snotty: True!<br /><br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-58919686633517150032008-11-06T01:40:00.000-08:002008-11-06T01:42:15.920-08:00A Theist<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Snotty: So, can you tell me what an atheist is?<br />Oren: Someone who doesn't believe in God.<br />Snotty: Right! Then what DO they believe in?<br />Oren: ... Satan?<br />Snotty: Good try.<br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-51984185997743536272008-10-28T12:09:00.000-07:002008-10-28T12:22:36.036-07:00More Poop!<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">OVER TEXT<br />Topic: the 'Blog Reading Level' widget (where my blog rated 'Elementary School Level')...<br /><br />Griz: I think it discriminates against breeders.<br />Snotty: It's best described as a measure of unreadability. If it's clearer to read, it ranks closer to elementary school. The more fragments, etc, the higher the rank because it's technically harder to read from a computer standpoint. Says Justin.<br />Snotty: But I always thought it was b/c my name is Snotty and I talk about little kids and say 'poop' a lot.<br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-30241144426499977812008-10-24T18:47:00.000-07:002008-10-24T18:48:26.839-07:00Wicker Man<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Snotty: Do you believe in wicker?<br />Esq: I believe in the Wicker <span style="font-weight: bold;">Man.</span><br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-69386982347246124552008-10-24T00:51:00.000-07:002008-10-24T00:53:31.946-07:00Alpha Lite<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">OVER TEXT<br /><br />Snotty: -I'M NOT A COMPUTER GOD, YOU KNOW.<br />Bangs McGee: I have light God tendencies.<br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-33323864889494986892008-10-24T00:48:00.000-07:002008-10-24T00:50:17.453-07:00And I Nap<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">OVER TEXT:<br /><br />Snotty: I'm so bored. What do normal people do on a Tuesday?<br />Matt: Normal people go thru pointless motions in inhumane cubicles.<br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2171894021421096857.post-33768457737794281972008-10-24T00:40:00.000-07:002008-10-24T00:45:26.706-07:00I Never<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">VIA TWITTER<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">sn0tty</span></span> is playing "I Never" with the girlfriends AND LOSING.<br /></span>Snotty McSnottersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14439333906841435660noreply@blogger.com0