Overheard at QFC:
Man, to woman: (forcefully) I can SAVE ten dollars on gas and go get more CHICKEN!
Kangaroos
My friend, ObamaMama, said these two things in one day:
Over dinner:
This food makes me hopeful for deodorant companies, that they might start making deodorant that actually smells good! We have the technology!
From the backseat of our car:
Hey, he's putting them up! I love the kangaroos.
Over dinner:
This food makes me hopeful for deodorant companies, that they might start making deodorant that actually smells good! We have the technology!
From the backseat of our car:
Hey, he's putting them up! I love the kangaroos.
Pets
Whoreleen: What's that Pet Application you downloaded on Myspace?
Snotty: Oh, that's stupid--I wanted to remove it, but I never go and see my pet, so I'm hoping it just dies from neglect.
Esq: *snicker*
Whoreleen: Oh my GOD.
Snotty: I did that with my Neopet, too.
Snotty: Oh, that's stupid--I wanted to remove it, but I never go and see my pet, so I'm hoping it just dies from neglect.
Esq: *snicker*
Whoreleen: Oh my GOD.
Snotty: I did that with my Neopet, too.
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