Hand Jobs

Passing a construction site sign-twirler...

Snotty: I wondered if I could be a sign-twirler.
Esq: And?
Snotty: NO. I'd rather be a prostitute.
Esq: Really?
Snotty: Really.
Esq: Why not do both at once, make double your money? Well, not double, but you know what I mean.
Snotty: Nice.
Esq: What if a cop shows up? You'll have a convenient excuse for walking the street. 'What, I'm just twirling this sign.'
Snotty: True!

1 comment:

matt said...

I have a job idea for you! President-Elect Obama is an important dude, right? And the crazy people want to hurt the important dudes, and B.O.'s safety is pretty paramount and soooooo you should, like, totally become his bacon-tester.