Donner Party Treats

Past convo, re-discovered:

Esq: Would you like a gingerbread cookie?
Snotty: I don't think I've ever had a gingerbread cookie.
Esq: (disbelieving) Really?
Snotty: Yeah.
Esq: They're possibly the best-tasting human-shaped treats available.
Snotty: Fine, I'll try one.
Esq: (hands one to me) My advice is to bite the head off first.
Snotty: Why the head first?
Esq: You'd feel bad if you started at the other end and they just watched you the entire time.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Esq: (scoffs) What do YOU know about eating people?