Government Cheese

Cory and I were watching the construction workers in front of our apartment building. One gal was on her cell phone, one was chatting with a friend, and a couple of guys were standing around looking at a hole in the ground.

Snotty: I wish that was MY job, standing around talking on my cell phone and with my girlfriends.
Cory: DUDE, they're GOVERNMENT WORKERS. That's what they DO.