Tutor=Torture

Renea (8 yrs old): How do you spell 'tutor'?
Snotty: T-O-R-T-U-R-E.
Renea: (laughs) NUH-UH! That doesn't sound right AT ALL. It's more like T-U-T...O...
Snotty: Sounds like you've got this under control--I guess I just can't spell it.
Renea: But you're an adult!
Snotty: SAYS YOU, but you're a kid!
Renea: I'm just gonna do my homework now.
Snotty: Nobody calls me an adult and gets away with it!
Renea: You're weird.
Snotty: You're eight.