Grimace Who?

Snotty: What do YOU think Grimace is?
Joshy: He was definitely the first cutter.
Snotty: But WHAT is he? A trampoline? Grape Jello?
Esq: He's an organ.
Joshy: Yes! That's what your kidneys look like after eating at McDonald's.
Esq: It's a McDonald's-induced organ.
Joshy: He was an international playboy... I wonder, if you stabbed him, what color he would bleed.
Esq: Bright green, maybe.
Joshy: I think it would be poutine.
Snotty: WHAT?
Esq: Poutine would make the most sense.

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